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Allen Lazard has no doubt about Aaron Rodgers trade finalizing

Allen Lazard is totally confident that the New York Jets will be able to trade for Aaron Rodgers.

New York Jets wide receiver Allen Lazard is brimming with confidence about his team’s chances of trading for his former Green Bay Packers teammate Aaron Rodgers this offseason.

Live from his car, Lazard gave TMZ Sports the skinny on what all is going down in the much-anticipated blockbuster trade several weeks in the making. Lazard made a bold choice to sign with Gang Green prior to Rodgers being dealt over there. While the move to New York is certainly happening, nothing is ever easy when it comes to Rodgers. He is truly one of one as a personality.

So when you think if someone with no doubt, you need to think of Lazard as much as we all do when it comes to Gwen Stefani and Tony Kanal.

The Jets got Lazard feeling hella good, so let’s keep on dancing through the rest of the offseason.

Allen Lazard has no doubt New York Jets will be able to trade for Aaron Rodgers

Look. I would love nothing more than for the Jets to trade for Rodgers, just so that we don’t have to talk about it anymore. Conversely, I would be in favor of this trade proposal falling through because I am in the content business that would be so incredibly hilarious if it happens. However, we are only getting nibbles with the paninis and other finger foods. Just sell the Ferrigno Estate!

With there is no need to rush into something as seismic as bringing the holy triumvirate of Lazard, Rodgers and Randall Cobb to the Big Apple, we must put aside the alienation and get on with the fascination: The real relation, the underlying theme in this developing situation. The big question is what will become of today’s Tom Sawyer and his mean, mine pride? Rodgers’ mind is not for rent!

The only way this gets better is rather than dressing up as Nicolas Cage to the team facility, Rodgers strolls into Florham Park rocking a flannel, board shorts and a pair of Uggs while walking his favorite puggle, Anwar Sadat. He will treat their parking lot like an ecosystem as delightful as Venice Beach. Of course, he won’t clean up after himself because that is not his cup of ayahuasca.

While I don’t think they’ll lick each others’ basses, I do hope that Rodgers and Lazard reunite soon.

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