Feathers, Sparkles, and Lingerie: Your Pride Shopping Guide

Celeste Yim, supervising writer and comedian known for their work on Saturday Night Live (e.g. “Trend Forecasters” with Bowen Yang and Aidy Bryant):

“My favorite accessory for Pride Month is a lanyard to hold my keys. The lanyard is the perfect successor to the carabiner. People with social power wear lanyards: CEOs with corporate badges, teachers, VIP section members, security guards, college students. They make keys easy to pull out of a bag. They come in every possible color/pattern/fabric imaginable. They can be styled in so many ways (around the neck, hanging out of the pocket, wrapped around a wrist). And most of all, they are horny. You can buy them at Home Depot, gift stores, gas stations, or you can get one at an exclusive event and repurpose it to be the perfect gay accessory all year long.”