New York City Prosecutes Spider-Man For Saving People On A Subway – substack.com
From the Babylon Bee:
New York City prosecutors have vowed to punish the wall-crawling menace known as Spider-Man for acting on his own accord to save the lives of dozens of people on a subway.
In a disgusting display of vigilantism, Spider-Man took it upon himself to confront an apparent schizophrenic "Doc Ock", who was acting erratic but had not actually physically harmed any passenger.
"Nothing bad whatsoever was going to happen to the people on the train," said lead prosecutor Stan McIntosh. "Yes, they were only moments away from hurtling off the tracks and exploding in a massive fireball… but no one had died yet. Literally not a single person on that train had been killed when Spider-Man rashly decided to intervene. We as a society cannot allow people like Spider-Man to try to stop a psychotic scientist with robotic arms from dismantling train tracks and hurtling all the passengers into…
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