NEWS OF THE WEIRD – Bonita Springs Florida Weekly
Friday, March 29, 2024
NEWS OF THE WEIRD
How Was Your Summer Vacation?
I bet it was better than this couple’s. Alan Stevens, 50, of Hull, England, booked a surprise 17-day trip for his wife’s birthday to the Dominican Republic for late June. When they arrived, however, it was clear the resort’s “five-star” rating was a mistake. Hull Live reported that while at the resort, Stevens and his wife observed a variety of alarming behaviors. “When we went out to the pool for the first time, we saw guests smoking weed in the pool, people having sex in the pool … one woman being sick all over herself in the pool, and another guest actually defecate in the pool — it was disgusting,” Stevens said. “We were approached by people offering us drugs about 10 times in the 17 days we were there. A woman fell from a balcony while we were there, and we walked past and saw her body hidden under a sheet. … We had no idea what was going on.” He continued: “When we were out one day, I saw a man knocked clean off his motorbike. I just burst out crying because on top of everything else that had happened, it was such a shock.” The travel company Stevens worked with offered 200 pounds in vouchers and counseling credits, which Stevens called “a joke. This was 100% the worst holiday we’ve ever been on.”
Unconventional Weapon
Jennifer Colandrea, 42, of St. Petersburg, Florida, was charged with domestic battery after an incident on July 31, The Smoking Gun reported. As her ex-husband, Brian Drummond, 42, slept in the home they share, Colandrea allegedly violently ripped his CPAP machine off his face, causing a cut on his lower lip, and started arguing with him. The two divorced in 2009 but have been sharing a home. Colandrea was released on her own recognizance and ordered to stay away from Drummond.
The Aristocrats
Maryland’s Kimberly “Kimycola” Winter has eructed her way into history with a Guinness World Record, United Press International reported on Aug. 2. Winter broke the previous record for loudest burp (female) with a 107.3-decibel growler. That’s louder than a blender, an electric hand-held drill and even some motorcycles. She prepared for the event with breakfast, coffee and beer. Winter said to achieve the big belch, she takes a deep breath and tries to “manipulate that into something monstrous and magical.” She admitted she loves to shock strangers with her burps. “I love to be loud and proud!”
Suspicions Confirmed
The Hangzhou Zoo in eastern China has gotten a big bump in visitor numbers this week — 30% more, to 20,000 a day! — since Angela the Malayan sun bear went viral. Reuters reported that Angela captured social media attention when she stood up on her hind legs and stretched her neck out to look at visitors. In fact, her behavior was so human-like that people thought maybe the zoo had dressed a worker up in a bear suit. “After we saw the video on the internet, we specially took the high-speed train from Suzhou to come over to see the bear,” Qiang Ming said. “If this is fake it deserves an Oscar for special effects,” said one commenter. But no! Angela is “definitely not a human. Our zoo is government-run, so that kind of situation would not happen,” the zoo responded.
Molehill, Meet Mountain
Cedar Point Shores Waterpark in Sandusky, Ohio, was the scene of what might have been a routine dust-up between patrons on July 27. But, as The Smoking Gun reported, it developed into much more. Cops responded after a woman allegedly called a child a “brat” and “fat ass” and pushed him off a floating toy. She identified herself as Jennifer Lee Miller, 67, and said she was a “Christian woman, a grandmother, and she wouldn’t do such a thing,” police said. After officers gave her a warning and left the scene, they determined that the woman had given them a false name; she is really Janet Nale of Taylor, Michigan, and she was arrested for obstruction. “She lied about all her information and had no reason for doing so,” one officer said.
Wait, What?
Bob Blankenship of Ormond Beach, Florida, wants some answers after a May incident where he discovered airplane parts, including a windshield, in his yard, News 6 reported. Blankenship lives near the Ormond Beach Airport and is used to the noise, but pieces of fiberglass and metal falling from the sky concerned him: “It could fall on anybody out here,” he said. “Just think if it fell from 300 feet. What’s the impact going to be? Probably cut you in two.” Blankenship determined which plane had been flying over and contacted the airport, leaving his contact information. Later, he got a message from the pilot: “Hey, this is Douglas and I’m over in DeLand and I lost a piece of my airplane yesterday. … I’m wondering if I can connect with you and come and get it.” No, said Blankenship. He reported the incident to the FAA, which claimed that “the falling aircraft part situation is being taken seriously by our organization,” but he’s unsatisfied with their slow response. “The next time it could be somebody’s life,” he said. ¦
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