Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed – Cracked.com
There’s a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn’t it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You’re welcome.
![A TALL MAN FAILED TO GET INTO BLACK PANTHEF A very tall, mysterious stranger was spotted in Carson, California trying to inconspicuously get into a sh](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651106.jpg?v=2)
Source: Yahoo! News
![MEET Romeo, CRACKEDco the frog with a dating profile. Bolivian scientists have Of course, they don't opened a Match.com expect that a Match profile fo](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651111.jpg?v=2)
Source: Independent, People
![A CALIFORNIA WOMAN NAMED TAYLOR MUHL DISCOVERED THAT HER UNIQUE, TORSO-DIVIDING 9BIRTHMARK WAS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF CHIMERISM: TWO SETS OF DNA CAUS](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651117.jpg?v=2)
Source: People
![Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651115.gif?v=2)
Source: The Guardian
![Apple's new headquarters have glass walls to encourage networking and collaboration. There's just one little problem: EMPLOYEES KEEP SMACKING INTO THE](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651108.jpg?v=2)
Source: Bloomberg, The Guardian, ARS Technica
![SCIENTISTS MADE A SHEEP HUMAN HYBRID. The breakthrough embryo, which was not allowed to develop beyond four weeks, brings researchers closer to the co](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651116.jpg?v=2)
Source: National Geographic
![A PROFESSOR FAILED HER STUDENT, INSISTING Australia is NOTa country! After being told her research was invalid for referencing a continent and not a](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651107.jpg?v=2)
Source: Time
![CRACKEDcO A COUPLE ATTENDED A BAGPIPE CONCERT BY MISTAKE. REDHOT Duncan Robb and his girlfriend had already booked a flight from England to Ireland to](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651109.jpg?v=2)
Source: CBC
![AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN WAS ATTACKED AND EATEN BY THE LIONS THAT OFFICIALS SUSPECT HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO POACH NEAR KRUGER NATIONAL PARK IN SOUTH AFRICA. A](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651112.jpg?v=2)
Source: BBC
![A COUPLE SOLD EVERYTHING THEY OWNED TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD. THE BOAT SANK ON ITS SECOND DAY. Tanner Broadwell and Nikki Walsh invested $10.000 in th](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651110.jpg?v=2)
Source: USA Today
![A GARDENER IN ISRAEL FOUND A 700-YEAR-OLD SANTA CLAUS RINGI Dekel Ben-Shitrit found the bronze ring while weeding. Antiquities experts identified the](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651114.jpg?v=2)
Source: The Jerusalem Post
![Lucky IS PHASING OUT THE HOURGLASS Charms MARSHMALLOW TO MAKE ROOM FOR A NEW UNICORN MARSHMALLOW. However, upon closer inspection, it's actually the s](https://weirdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/651113.jpg?v=2)
Source: USA Today
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