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The mink escaped a farm in rural Northwestern Ohio near the Indiana border.
Tyson Foods CFO John R. Tyson was arrested Sunday morning for criminal trespass and public intoxication.
“This is a big change.”
“We’ve lived here for 16 years and I’ve never seen anything like this before.”
“I have played in stadiums where the electric atmosphere sparks emotions that cuts across cultures and nationalities; this was the exact same experience I had playing this beautiful game at 20,000 feet above ground with a group of fearless football fanatics taking their passion for the sport to unprecedented heights.”
He’s lucky to be alive.
Unsurprisingly, this led to some jokes.
“That sure looks like a bunch of vibrator boxes and tubes of lube scattered over the highway.”
“An unrepentant career criminal.”
“‘Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one else can see (cause it’s in ur butt)’ – Schopenhauer”
A tomato spill in Elk Grove, CA Friday was the second within 50 miles this week.
“Holy…yeah, that’s a gator!”
Three centuries after losing its first “r,” Albuquerque lost its second “r,” but only briefly.
A soccer ball lost by two kids on June 30 proved crucial to the survival of a man swept out to sea this week.
“He claimed he discovered while at the river that Knighten ‘intended to feed him to sasquatch/Bigfoot.'”
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